Quote #2466
Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.
Quote #28359
The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it Maybe Bob...
Quote #1940
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Quote #9298
The pleasure of love is in loving.
Quote #2183
Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.
Quote #13724
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we...
Quote #32850
Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.
Quote #23405
Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons.
Quote #18633
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Quote #17829
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles.. by the ears, by the heels, or...