Quote #26608
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Quote #18629
Slump I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.
Quote #7342
The secret of all success is to know how to deny yourself. Prove that...
Quote #33282
Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly. (On...
Quote #28330
If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
Quote #1775
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Quote #28160
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #7418
Say what men may, it is doctrine that moves the world. He who takes...
Quote #34334
You’re confusing product with process. Most people, when they criticize, whether they like it...
Quote #14924
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the...