Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #5380
The gods do not protect fools. Fools are protected by more capable fools.
Quote #22644
The military don’t start wars. Politicians start wars.
Quote #4115
It is never too late to become what we might have been.
Quote #18337
I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer...
Quote #1736
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #21784
One must not be mean with the affections what is spent of the fund...
Quote #14806
The significance of a man is not in what he attains, but rather what...
Quote #27053
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese
Quote #12306
We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.