Quote #11552
If you tell a lie — tell a big one.
Quote #34144
Nothing has a stronger influence psychologically on their environment and especially on their children...
Quote #17656
Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only...
Quote #24676
If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on...
Quote #34876
In mathematics you don’t understand things. You just get used to them.
Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #2474
Hurting people is my business.
Quote #661
In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.
Quote #5096
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.