Quote #21236
Certainly virtue is like precious odors, most fragrant when they are incensed, or crushed...
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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #33272
Rock journalism is people who can’t write interviewing people who can’t talk for people...
Quote #7414
The beauty of a statue is in its outward form; of a man in...
Quote #936
The universe is made of stories, not atoms.
Quote #20367
They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the...
Quote #21105
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to...
Quote #31310
Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Quote #33813
What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #11031
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.