Quote #11363
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Quote #25990
That’s it baby, when you got it, flaunt it.
Quote #21583
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn’t...
Quote #20752
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...
Quote #16540
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
Quote #12315
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
Quote #25058
She knows there’s no success like failure And that failure’s no success at all.
Quote #12544
Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who...
Quote #26068
I could be content that we might procreate, without conjunction, or that there were...
Quote #30994
I believe in the institution of marriage and I intend to keep trying until...