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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are...
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Changing a college curriculum is like moving a graveyard–you never know how many friends...
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There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
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Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.
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He who establishes his argument by noise and command, shows that his reason is...
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In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
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There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or...
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Never hate your enemies, it affects you judgment.
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Heaven is full of answers to prayer for which no one bothered to ask.
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If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there first, to...