Quote #25945
We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.
Quote #33980
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don’t know where to go...
Quote #28374
It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...
Quote #14565
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Quote #2269
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #19512
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
Quote #9169
The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels:...
Quote #7289
It is more tolerable to be refused than deceived.
Quote #20596
Know then thyself, presume not God to scan,The proper study of Mankind is Man.
Quote #6808
To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline...