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I used to think that cyberspace was fifty years away. What I thought was...
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
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To be matter of fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy —...
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Liberty has restraints but no frontiers.
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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One is very crazy when in love.
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If a rhinoceros were to enter this resteraunt now, there is no denying he...
Quote #22823
Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
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Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #17720
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...