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I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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To suppose, as we all suppose, that we could be rich and not behave...
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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
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Happy the people whose annals are blank in the history books
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The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on...
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The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is...
Quote #1518
There was a definite process by which one made people into friends, and it...
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Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
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You say that my way of thinking cannot be tolerated? What of it? The...
Quote #13224
We use 10 percent of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if...