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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad...
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Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil...
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
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How like a winter hath my absence been From thee, the pleasure of the...
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…. You ask, What is our policy? I will say; “It is to wage...
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Love is our response to our highest values. Love is self-enjoyment. The noblest love...
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The root of fear is the death of yourself or someone you care about,...
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Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding.