Quote #11882
The human language is like a cracked kettle on which we beat out a...
Quote #31250
Every time an artist dies, part of the vision of mankind passes with him.
Quote #21712
When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the...
Quote #1566
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Quote #17752
Love builds bridges where there are none.
Quote #33752
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...
Quote #11775
Dancing is a contact sport. Football is a hitting sport.
Quote #28369
If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be...
Quote #5671
The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but...
Quote #1979
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.