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It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to...
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #630
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
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I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads...
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Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who...
Quote #20091
Wait until it is night before saying that is has been a fine day.
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Doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the...
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All you get from a circular argument is dizzy.
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #5077
The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.