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The greatest wealth consisteth in being charitable, And the greatest happiness in having tranquility...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #28362
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
Quote #11783
The hero is commonly the simplest and obscurest of men.
Quote #30037
The aim of the college, for the individual student, is to eliminate the need...
Quote #1167
Student: “Can you do problem number twelve?” Wyler: Twelve?…NO!…That problem is on the test.
Quote #6220
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the...
Quote #25346
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand...
Quote #14222
To be nobody-but-yourself — in a world which is doing its best, night and...
Quote #17429
Who never ate his bread in sorrow, Who never spent the darksome hours Weeping,...