Quote #33350
‘Whom are you’ he asked, for he had attended business college.
Quote #17162
The factory of the future will have two employees a man and a dog....
Quote #33955
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing a confusion of the real...
Quote #1550
The true traveler is he who goes on foot, and even then, he sits...
Quote #25149
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people...
Quote #6575
The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
Quote #3493
I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all...
Quote #477
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #13169
…people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.
Quote #5309
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...