Quote #33267
My wife is a light eater … as soon as it’s light, she starts...
Quote #19183
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your...
Quote #19756
When the candles are out all women are fair.
Quote #8462
It is well enough that the people of this nation do not understand our...
Quote #19192
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
Quote #546
Politician talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face.
Quote #25520
But screw up your courage to the sticking place, And we’ll not fail.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Quote #20479
A man is wise with the wisdom of his time only, and ignorant with...
Quote #19323
You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.