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There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving,...
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Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he...
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Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan – a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.
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Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom.
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
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A friend is what the heart needs all the time.
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My loathings are simple stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
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Attempt easy tasks as if they were difficult, and difficult as if they were...
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Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education...
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They can conquer who believe they can. He has not learned the first lesson...