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A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff...
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Young pigs grunt as as old pigs grunted before them.
Quote #25771
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Quote #14565
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Quote #30921
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water.
Quote #12961
You shall be free indeed when your days are not without a care nor...
Quote #26132
Man only of all earthly creatures, asks, Can the dead die forever – and...
Quote #19221
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
Quote #14246
People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
Quote #4415
There are three arts which are concerned with all things: one which uses, another...