Quote #13123
He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim...
Quote #18678
The mother’s heart is the child’s schoolroom.
Quote #23521
Man’s great misfortune is that he has no organ, no kind of eyelid or...
Quote #31652
I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
Quote #4988
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #13497
Each man takes care that his neighbor shall not cheat him. But a day...
Quote #14527
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
Quote #26487
We make our friends we make our enemies but God makes our next door...
Quote #24810
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re running about average.
Quote #16478
No horse gets anywhere until he is harnessed. No stream or gas drives anything...