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Be afraid of a gentleman when he is hungry, and of a mean person...
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The best ideas are common property.
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To err is human–and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
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The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a...
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Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
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From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can...