Quote #28171
If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
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Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the...
Quote #12980
The human brain is like a railroad freight car — guaranteed to have a...
Quote #34742
I feel like I can handle a lot of things. I can handle a...
Quote #23885
People who cannot recognize a palpable absurdity are very much in the way of...
Quote #25299
I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those...
Quote #29530
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we’ll find it.
Quote #1611
As men, we are all equal in the presence of death.
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Don’t be afraid to fail. Don’t waste energy trying to cover up failure. Learn...
Quote #31556
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.