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What’s up, Doc
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A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on...
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“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
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There is no observation more frequently made by such as employ themselves in surveying...
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Life is unbearable, but death is not so pleasant either.
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Every mile is two in winter.
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Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
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The price is what you pay; the value is what you receive.
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I think it would be a good idea.