Quote #15573
Wind buffs up empty bladders; opinion, fools.
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Big shots are only little shots who kept on shooting.
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In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and...
Quote #18904
One thing I’ve learned in all these years is not to make love when...
Quote #2842
Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.
Quote #2571
Favorite animal: steak.
Quote #13928
I used to be Snow White — but I drifted.
Quote #11424
Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
Quote #25384
The knowledge of Christ’s love for us should cause us to love Him in...
Quote #17822
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and...