Quote #7498
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler.
Quote #11024
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Quote #3553
This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.
Quote #5093
Approach each new problem not with a view of finding what you hope will...
Quote #27224
If anyone attempts to hall down the American flag shoot him on the spot.
Quote #32171
The more credit you give away, the more will come back to you. The...
Quote #648
Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we...
Quote #364
To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
Quote #32447
You’re the one I love to love, hate to hate, love to hate and...