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Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety...
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has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes...
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #3779
The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
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Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real...
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We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal; that...
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Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
Quote #17401
A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.
Quote #28763
Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out but thought is irksome and...