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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize...
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When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
Quote #14582
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people...
Quote #15573
Wind buffs up empty bladders; opinion, fools.
Quote #4241
Hold faithfulness and sincerity as first principles.
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People care more about being thought to have taste than about being good, clever,...
Quote #12451
It is amazing how much crisper the general experience of life becomes when your...
Quote #19722
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Quote #21859
It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really...
Quote #28433
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...