Quote #16806
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #28182
I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...
Quote #33777
The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out...
Quote #6092
I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.
Quote #23069
Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought our brightest blazes of gladness...
Quote #17052
Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to...
Quote #32065
A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all...
Quote #8473
I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.
Quote #6195
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.