Quote #32473
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #31490
I always have a quotation for everything– it saves original thinking.
Quote #28141
One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me...
Quote #23092
Language is the dress of thought.
Quote #3811
Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
Quote #27101
Sleep is the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
Quote #19608
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch...
Quote #33175
Always begin anew with the day, just as nature does it is one of...
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What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and...