Quote #27465
I am only one, But still I am one. I cannot do everything, But...
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I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...
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He has not learned the lesson of life who does not every day surmount...
Quote #1584
We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us...
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #144
All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent.
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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest...
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Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
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A married man with a family will do anything for money.
Quote #610
Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.