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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
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There are a lot of men who are healthier at age fifty then they...
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“Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.”
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So few people think. When we find one who really does, we call him...
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We are meant to be addicted to God, but we develop secondary addictions that...
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Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
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The only person who is educated is the one who has learned how to...
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Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our...
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What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...