Quote #7054
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts, therefore guard...
Quote #5471
Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
Quote #12097
Each man is his own prisoner, in solitary confinement for life.
Quote #2324
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
Quote #32987
Always love your enemies–nothing annoys them so much.
Quote #17166
There was a time when the reader of an unexciting newspaper would remark, ‘How...
Quote #16722
One man may hit the mark, another blunder but heed not these distinctions. Only...
Quote #26392
Censor a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people’s business.
Quote #33310
I’ll sleep when I’m dead.
Quote #30445
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.