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A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his...
Quote #29238
We say the name of God, but that is only habit.
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It’s not a slam at you when people are rude-it’s a slam at the...
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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong,...
Quote #6055
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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We must have the courage to bet on our ideas, to take the calculated...
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #18331
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises...
Quote #204
But did thee feel the earth move?
Quote #32580
I have discovered, in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge...