Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #32675
All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
Quote #31709
I don’t like the sound of all those lists he’s making – it’s like...
Quote #25953
I love all beauteous things, I seek and adore them God hath no better...
Quote #10300
Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we...
Quote #10961
Compulsion cannot produce virtue; it can only produce the outward semblance of virtue.
Quote #27199
We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk...
Quote #3453
The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good...
Quote #14564
Life is just a bowl of pits.
Quote #25750
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.