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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just...
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To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult...
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A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.
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I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
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To die will be an awfully big adventure.
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Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is...
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On the touchstone of misfortune a man discovers the strength of understanding and of...
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The lusts and greeds of the body scandalize the Soul but it has to...
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Jive Lady Just hang loose blood. She gonna handa your rebound on the med...