Quote #5424
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I...
Quote #18252
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don’t recognize them.
Quote #22040
Women want medicore men. and men are working hard to become as medicore as...
Quote #22958
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my...
Quote #18879
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #24189
How strange is the lot of us mortals Each of us is here for...
Quote #25606
For his anger lasts only a brief moment, and his good favor restores one’s...
Quote #14738
Beauty is the first present nature gives to women and the first it takes...
Quote #8248
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #24793
Housekeeping ain’t no joke.