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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society violence punctuated by committee meetings.
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Prefer loss to the wealth of dishonest gain; the former vexes you for a...
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It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...