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We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise...
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Silence is golden when you can’t think of a good answer.
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
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The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
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Whenever I hear people talking about ‘liberal ideas,’ I am always astounded that men...
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Death is as casual-and often as unexpected-as birth. It is as difficult to define...
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One man’s word is no man’s word we should quietly hear both sides.
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Calamity is the test of integrity.
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I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution.
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Reuben Second most successful robbery. The Flamingo in ’71. This guy actually tasted fresh...