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Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
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Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad...
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His house was perfect, whether you liked food, or sleep, or work, or story-telling,...
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Read my lips–NO NEW TAXES!
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Concern should drive us into action and not into depression.
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Sometimes, when one person is absent, the whole world seems depopulated
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Upon books the collective education of the race depends; they are the sole instruments...
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Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
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My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
Quote #12727
Fortune is a giver and a taker.