Quote #10711
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
Quote #7739
Human nature constitutes a part of the evidence in every case.
Quote #8892
One single grateful thought raised to heaven is the most perfect prayer.
Quote #26679
Children have more need of models than of critics.
Quote #3893
Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
Quote #383
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Quote #19918
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
Quote #21923
I’m always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I...
Quote #5640
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Quote #23087
That fellow seems to posses but one idea and that is the wrong one.