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Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig.
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The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to...
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It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of...
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If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six sharpening...
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I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price...
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But love is blind and lovers cannot see The pretty follies that themselves commit;...
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Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
Quote #24247
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything one learned in school.
Quote #6138
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Quote #17874
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.