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If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Quote #28367
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaut...
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Old programmers never die. They just can’t C as well.
Quote #12713
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
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When you are unhappy, is there anything more maddening than to be told that...
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If you are very valiant, it is a god, I think, who gave you...
Quote #8112
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad...
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To get to heaven we must take it with us.
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Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
Quote #3055
I am not young enough to know everything.