Quote #21274
I’d rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are because a could-be...
Quote #14099
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
Quote #22051
The glory of creation is in its infinite diversity.
Quote #25673
A grownup is a child with layers on.
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #12828
He who waits for a chance may wait for a long time.
Quote #6686
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
Quote #34226
The world’s as ugly as sin, and almost as delightful
Quote #26991
There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days...
Quote #13508
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.