Quote #5367
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two...
Quote #1919
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
Quote #8395
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end...
Quote #2179
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.
Quote #26326
Dear brightest star o’er Bethlehem, O let your precious light shine in with hope...
Quote #13066
If one is forever cautious, can one remain a human being?
Quote #13872
Proportion your expenses to what you have, not what you expect.
Quote #15986
Most people pay too much for the things they get for nothing.
Quote #10554
All my possessions for a moment of time.
Quote #10884
And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all.