Quote #25506
It gets late early out there.
Quote #2539
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as...
Quote #27411
What we call ‘morals’ is simply blind obedience to words of command.
Quote #7389
Custom is the great guide of human life.
Quote #26285
I’ve been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War.
Quote #23359
Most tax revisions didn’t improve the system, they made it more like Washington itself...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #9775
I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird...
Quote #33071
America lives in the heart of every man everywhere who wishes to find a...
Quote #29575
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep...