Quote #15251
Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
Quote #28424
Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a...
Quote #27757
I was looking for an American symbol. A Coca-Cola bottle or a Mickey Mouse...
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‘Are you lost, daddy’ I asked tenderly. ‘Shut up,’ he explained.
Quote #14532
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Quote #24384
No one can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.
Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical...
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I cannot always control what goes on outside. But I can always control what...
Quote #7552
Fashion is the science of appearances, and it inspires one with the desire to...