Quote #9394
Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman....
Quote #20417
It takes two to speak truth – One to speak, and another to hear.
Quote #16431
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is...
Quote #29273
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #28177
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #8287
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one...
Quote #8827
The reason I dont play ballads? Because I love to play them.
Quote #6820
Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.
Quote #34198
He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage he won’t...
Quote #29611
Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in...