Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
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You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But...
Quote #28418
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
Quote #25633
Whether he admits it or not, a man has been brought up to look...
Quote #13697
Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.
Quote #17372
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help...
Quote #31551
Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in...
Quote #28715
If there is anything more dangerous to the life of the mind than having...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #21768
He who is not impatient is not in love.