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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
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A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
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Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a flea, yet he makes gods...
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By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second,...
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To most of us nothing is so invisible as an unpleasant truth. Though it...
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To see what is right and not to do it, is want of courage.
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When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at...
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Before a war, military science seems a real science, like astronomy. After a war...
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When the Earth is sick, the animals will begin to disappear, when that happens,...
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The secret of success is to do all you can do without thought of...