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Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday…The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact...
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Punctuality is the thief of time.
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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
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Whoever cares to learn will always find a teacher.
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
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If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even...
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The human brain is like a railroad freight car — guaranteed to have a...
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No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
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Growth is the only evidence of life.
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The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of...