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I’d rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand...
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Man is free in his imagination, but bound by his reason.
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Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he...
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Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil...
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If a child lives with approval, he learns to live with himself.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
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The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances if...
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America: the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded...